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Dan Brown, Call Your Office: The Strange True Story of the Vatican’s Nuclear Arms Agreement

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Did you know that the Vatican City has a nuclear arms agreement with the International Atomic Energy Agency? It’s true. In fact, the Vatican has specifically promised the IAEA that they will “make every reasonable effort” to let them know if someone starts a nuclear program that is (a) within Vatican City, and (b) outside […]

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How the Summa Theologica Might Address a Zombie Uprising

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Filippino Lippi, Triumph of St. Thomas Aquinas over the Heretics (detail) (1490) If you’ve ever skimmed through St. Thomas Aquinas’ Summa Theologica, a few thoughts have probably crossed your mind. First, “this is a masterpiece!” followed quickly by, “…but why is there no section dealing with a zombie uprising?” Don’t get me wrong. The Summa […]

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Occupy Occupy?

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I don’t understand why I haven’t seen this suggested as a political movement yet:  why don’t the people who dislike Occupy D.C. simply occupy the “occupation”?  That is, just go down to the protest, and occupy tents while their owners are out.  When they come back and demand their tent back, declare that property is theft!  I’m […]

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Cult’s Lawyer Blasts “Dirty Catholics,” “Bigoted Catholic Beasts” and “Jesuitesses”

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SIST’s Cult leader, Brother Rama Behera, a.k.a Dr. R. C. Samanta Roy, a.k.a Avraham Cohen  This is one of those things you’ve got to read to believe.  Here’s the background. A corporation called Yehud Monosson USA Inc. filed for bankruptcy. Yehud’s lawyer, Rebekah Nett, missed an important 1 o’clock hearing on a motion, because the […]

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Signs the Recession is Finally Hitting the D.C. Area

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This has nothing to do with Catholicism, but I found it funny.  I took this picture in the Metro station at Pentagon City.  See if you can figure out what’s going on (I explain below): So a company advertising their temporary-placement services planned for a three-panel add boasting of their intelligence.  But either they couldn’t […]

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